The Ryan

The one guy at a party that gets super horny when drunk. Is usually an outcast otherwise. He gets so aroused, he even screws various objects.

Party Host: Dude wtf there's jizz all over my McChicken. Which one of you assholes is being the Ryan?

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The Shawn

While extremely drunk, you somehow summon the literature gods and write an entire paragraph essay rant on Facebook

Person's Facebook status: OMFG you know what I hate? Hipsters. Like who the hell are they to wear this big ass glasses. Like bitch you ain't blind that's degrading to blind people. Asshole. Show some respect. You know what else I hate? Asains...

Commenter 1: WTF dude I never thought you were racist
Commenter 2: Don't worry (Commenter 1), (Person) just plays the role of the Shawn while drunk

erotic

When you feel that feel, as if you're rising to heaven. It's something that you want to feel everyday, and something that will stick with you all your life. When you see it, your dick will harden or your vagina will become wet.

Imagine that you're at a bar.There's the counter and the bar waiter.Then off to the side, there's a pole.The pole is colorful and reaches from the ceiling to a raised stand.Around the pole there are chairs.Sitting in the chairs are fat ugly people.Except for 3 of them.The three consist of you, Ronald Reagan and Adolf Hitler.Next to the pole is a HOT chick.Suddenly all of the people sitting in chairs pull out a stack of bills. They start throwing the cash at her, yelling, "Make it rain!" The HOT chick starts to dance on the pole. Around the pole. Upside-down the pole. By now your stack of bills are gone. So you reach down and grab another stack of bills. Except this time, the bills are all 20's. Again you and your men start throwing cash and yelling, "Make it rain!" Now that the HOT chick knows that you're serious, she slowly reaches around to grasp the back of her bra. Instantly, 25% of the fat and ugly people faint. Seeing this, she pauses, but continues to remove the bra. Slowly. By the time you get to see anything, 50% of your men are out. Suddenly, Ronald Reagan reaches down and pulls out a million dollar bill and places it in front of himself. The HOT chick sees this and go's over. Eroticly, she grabs the cash with her b00bs. At this point all of the fat men are down. The only ones left are you, Ronald and Hitler. Hitler gets mad at Ronald for taking his idea and starts a fight with him. You simply watch in awe as the HOT chick goes, grabs her millions and walks away.

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