Julian

A Julian is probably a freakishly gay guy who loves to make jokes about stealing your girlfriend. When I think of a Julian I think of a super horny guy with long brown hair down to his shoulders. If you’re a Julian, don’t take this personally. You’ll probably find out your gay later in life.

Guy 1: Who the fuck is that trying to steal my girlfriend!?

Me: Don’t worry, he’s a Julian.

IKNOWIMRIGHT_123

IKNOWIMRIGHT_123 is the coolest fucking person you’ll ever meet. Either guy or girl, I bet you’re still attracted to the IKNOWIMRIGHT_123 in the room.

Guy1: WHY ARE THEY SO HOT??

Me: They have the username : IKNOWIMRIGHT_123