crusty cody

when a guy gizzes on another person then leaves it there to dry then licks it off

That guy just gave him a crusty cody.

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wasp

w.a.s.p... we are scary posers.

Kurt cobain had a W.A.S.P sticker on some of his guitars.

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noe

alternate word for know

i NOE HOW TO DO THIS LEAVE ME ALONE!

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John Elway

A better QB than Marino(Elway actually used his team), known for blowing the colts away by not joining them, then got humiliated in 3 SBs til' he won 2

He let Terrell Davis(2,008 yards) get some carries and that equaled rings, Dan let no one really get carries and that equaled records and no rings.

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Punish the toilet

Used when someone must take a shit, to punish the toilet

Man, I gotta punish the toilet
I just punished the toilet so bad it spit at me

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banana cream pie

When a male ejaculates on his hand and smacks the semen in a female's face while simultaneously whacking her in the face with his penis.

i gave that bitch a huge banana cream pie, and now she's got a big red amrk across her face!

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Giant flying dildo

Noun
1. Mike Zabinski
2. One of any number of idiotic tyrants, but mostly Mike Zabinski.

Giant flying dildos thrive off the misery of others, and charge people for the privilege of working for them.

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