Ling

A person who takes an exceptionally long time to leave their house, usually when someone else is waiting on them.

Short for Lingerer.

Other forms: Linger, King Ling

Where is that ling at? He always takes forever to get ready.

That linger can never get anywhere on time.

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Ling

Ling is a common name for Asian boys and girls. They are smart, great at sports, and music. Always gets A and higher in tests, always scores the winning goals and breaks the records, and has a great singing voice and has mastered an instrument. Ling's always cares about what they look like, and always try to make others happy, although not everyone always likes her/him. They have great hair, eyes, and body. Ling's have a great sense of fashion. Ling's are nice, trustworthy friend that will always have your back. Ling is an all-rounder that everyone wants to be friends with.

"Who's that chick sitting over there?"
"That's Ling, she scored an A+ in the maths test yesterday!"

"Which dude scored the goal yesterday?"
"That was Ling, he's got some sick skills."

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Ling

To throw or chuck something with real gusto.

'Stand back Joe, I'm gonna absolutely ling this...'

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A general asian who finds enjoyment from annoyance, guns, cars and stealing item as a gag or pranks

LING WHY IS THERE A TYRE IN MY TENT

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A chacter from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.
She is somewhat of the Chosen One's companion. Although she really wasn't needed in the movie, she provided some good quotes for all Kung Pow fans.

"ew-ee-ew-ee-ew-ee-ew-ee-ooo"
Chosen One: "You broke a thermometer in my hand"
Ling:"Rub it it my hair..."

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Ling

The area between your two nostrils.

The child stabbed his ling accidentally.

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A state of monetary denial. I.e. Claim to be rich when you are not.

Don't be a ling.
Don't pull a ling.
Girls love guys with money, but i just ling.

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