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skidmarks

encrusted or soft fecal forget-me-nots that are transferred from your anal paintbrush to your underware canvas.

his underware were so bad they had to call the highway patrol to come measure the skidmarks from the accident.

by YOUR MOM September 4, 2003

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70's bush

wild, overgrown, ungroomed pubic hair

I ain't going down on her anymore without a Dustbuster. Last time I did, I was hocking up hairballs for a week, cuz she's got 70's bush.

by YOUR MOM September 7, 2003

75👍 27👎

Shamu

slang term for what's up, that's awesome, sweet,... whatever you want it to be!

Mark: Hey Beaker!
Becky: SHAMU!

Kyle: Check out my new truck, isn't it huge?
Becky: SHAMU!!

by YOUR MOM April 7, 2003

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raging cocksucker

1:Someone (male or female) who has lost control of their ability to not have a penis jammed in their throat.
2:A person who sucks up to the boss way to much to simply be called an ass kisser.

1: She's such a whore, I see her with a new guy every night. Yes she sure is a raging cockmaster now.

2: Dude! Jason has only been here 2 weeks and got a promotion. What a raging cockmaster

by YOUR MOM July 23, 2003

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