fur burgers

When u get the muches and ure surrounded by chicks, its time to go get so downunder. (refer to harold and kumar go to white castle.)

Niel patcrik harris "dude screw white castle hamburgers. lets go get real humburgers. fur burger."

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assfistin

an unusaully unpleasant situation.

I knew going to court was going to be a real assfistin.

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Vibraphone

see mullet- i mean mallets

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scrotal

adj; person who is an absolute choad(see choad).

See that guy over there in the sombrero? He is so fucking scrotal.

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shut up, Cyrus!

a phrase used to respond when being spoken to by a retard

Ray-Ray the Retard: Wub? Wub?
Normal Person: Shut up, Cyrus!

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ling

(n) The sound made when you throw a pan against a hard surface such as a wall or a floor. This is commonly done by Chinese people in order to name their children. Thus, there are millions of chinese people named: Ling, Ching, Ang, Ding, Dong, Chang, Pang, etc.

After throwing the customary pan against the metal wall, the old man heard the sound "Ling!" and immeadeately named his newborn song Ling.

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Fuktarded Assholian

A fucking retarded assholian

"Gavin! you're such a fuktarded assholian."

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