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Waterslides is Satan's favourite boy band, consisting of members: Austin Night, Jeff Wiggins and Otter Woodie.
P1: oh my god who's that?
P2: oh, it's waterslides. You can tell by the orange hair, minion merch and trombone.
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When you feel a shit coming out that's so incredibly massive, you flush right before it's about to hit the water so it doesn't fold and clog the toilet. The shit, rather than come to a rest in the toilet bowl, then rides the pipe-waves down to the sewers.
Hey guys, sorry I clogged your toilet. I forgot to turn on the waterslide.
When you and you're partner are amidst "doggie style" sex; right before you cum you pull out and push your partners head and shoulders off the bed onto the floor. Your partners back now is sloped from the bed to the floor. You splooge on your partners back and decide to ride it down like a waterslide.
Mark - Damn Lisa why do you have a bruise on your forehead
Lisa - Me and my boyfriend were having sex and he waterslided me! And my back hurts too.
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When a ball rolls down someone's leg to the foot and still manage to kick the ball in the process. This is term is mainly used in one touch one bounce.
Mate that was a nice waterslide that round in One T one B
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It's a rusty trombone that involves explosive diarrhea. Not recommended ever.
Megan and Rob were so drunk she gave him a flint waterslide . The bed sheets were ruined. No more steak and shake.
The sexual move where the girl straddles the mans face arches back and pours an alcoholic beverage down her chest over her vagina and into his mouth.
Last night Mark was thirsty so I gave him an Italian Waterslide
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The unexpected feeling of a person's genitals on another person's back, sometimes when said persons are on a waterslide together.
I gave him the waterslide surprise
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