I lied to Matts' mom and told her I had crack so she would fuck me. Matts' mom is a crack whore.
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Short for background props. Placing oneself in the background of another person's picture, usually striking some strange pose or making some other gesture, unbeknownst to the subjects or the photographer.
Look at this random guy getting his BGPs in your picture!
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Have you heard the Jason Mraz CD yet? It's the cat's ass!
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to unite in or as if in an amalgam; especially : to merge into a single body
I'm gonna amalgamate with jerry tonight!
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Referring to a hizzo (otherwise known as ho), and or a flock of hizzos.
1) Deanne is a hizza.
2) Deanne hangs out with a hizza group.
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"the coco steps" are the steps of a prude person, or coco. 1st base is saying "hi", second base is touching someone anywhere with cloths on, third base is touching someones face, a homerun is holding hands, and getting a hug is a walk off grand slam.
dude i got to 1st with my mom the other day!
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