vagina toast

on a warm summmer night when you stick you bread in someones vagina and then in the morning you have nice steamy toast

man that vagina toast was good

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Fruitbooter

A word you randomly insert into conversations or lack of.:p

person1: Whats up.
person2: Not much. Whats up with you.
person1: Just hanging out.
person2: Cool.
person1: Fruitbooter

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shitapulous

Very good, very atractive. Mark by tasteful simplicity. Being beyond the average.

What a shitapulous day!

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Good Fellas

THE best movie ever made. About the famous mobster Henry Hill, and his life being a a simple kid, then going into the mob. It is the best movie ever.

jimmy: have u seen good fellas?

matt: no, why

jimmy: cuz its mad good, here borrow it, tell me wut u think

(1 week later)

matt: HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME

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texas

The greatest state there is, period. A great state that george bush has made the country and the world hate. Alot of people come on this website and talk shit about texas because of that george bush faggot. And as for the dumbass that said that hitler would have liked Texas he can kiss my ass. If that person (that probably watches mtv and has never been anywhere outside his home state) said that in Texas he would get his smart ass beaten repeatedly and mercilessly. Look beyond the blundering mistakes of george w and find the real texas.

That pansyfuck called texans ignorant so we beat his pompous ass and he was our BITCH!

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emohud

the covering of a small faggoty penis.

max: chris, you are very gay
chris: yes, i have an emohud
majella: those are your sisters pants!
katie: i am gay too!! yay

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IM

Sending a message to someone instantly.

IM's make me all wet just thinking about them.

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