When you're suck two dicks in your mouth at the same time and start humming the star spangled banner.
Jenny gave Steve and I a humburger at the party last night.
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Chowing down on a hamburger while a girl is enjoying your cock meat sandwich.
In honor of RJ Umberger, go Flyers! YEP!
While watching the Flyers and eating a Bubba burger, I received a humburger from my slampig as Umberger scored the winning goal.
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(hลญm-bรปrg) 1. verb. To consume more then a fair amount of a communal food/beverage; ultimately leading to the depletion of the forementioned food/beverage.
2. verb. To not share; be excessively greedy.
That dunsky came in with his giant mug and Humburged all the coffee!
I'll bet if we walk away he'll come humburg the last three donuts.
A very disgruntled expression, humburgers are truly unpleasant.
When Bush won the 2004 election, John Kerry let out an exasperated 'bah humburgers!'
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An expression used when a situation or event is very unpleasant, or you're in a generally bad mood. Taken from 'bah humbug', Scrooge's universally renowned phrase, humburgers are reserved for very aggravating situations. For extreme irritation, see humburgers with cheese
Fat guy: So, yeah, could I get your number?
Girl: Sorry, I don't date men with breasts that are bigger than mine.
Fat guy: Bah humburgers!
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Humburgers on a truly villainous scale, humburgers with cheese implies an extreme that few situations can achieve. See bah humburgers.
CIA: Mr. President, Iran may have nukes. In fact, they do. In fact, they're on their way here. In fact, they're hitting your dad's house right now.
President Bush: Ah, humburgers with cheese.
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