Feed My Horse At Midnight

When a Girl (Most Likely To Be From Highfield) Invites You To 'Feed Her Horse At Midnight' She Is Asking You To Poke Her Up Her Dirty Little Fantoosh, Do NOT Say Yes As Your Fingers Will Go Green And Drop Off, and You Will More Than Likely Get Aids Or Some Other STI

Amy: Hey Sexy, Wanna Come Feed MY Horse At Midnight?
Cameron: Well, Ive Heard Alot About Your Dirty Little Beef Curtains And I Wouldnt Touch That Magott Infested Thing If I Was Asked By Your Mam.
Amy: OMG STFU!!!
Cameron: Well, I Only Speak the Truth.

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Highfield

Full Of Slags Scruffs Dirty People Druggies And People With Knives and Possibly Guns. Anyone Who Lives On the Estate Probably Has Aids Or Gave Your Dog STI's

Bob: Hey What you Doing Tonight?
Sally: Im Gonna Go Feed My Horse At Mighnight.
Bob: Oh Cool, Can I Come, Where You Gonna Do That?
Sally: On the Park Bench In the New Estate In Highfield.
Bob: Um... I Dont Wanna Like, Catch Anything Though, Maybe Some Other Time.
Sally: Fine, Be Like That, I Will Just Take You Mams Dog With Me, Im Sure We Will Have Loadsa Fun.

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