foregasm

when a man ejaculates on a golf course, and yells out "fore!" just before it hits some golfer on the cheek

Leemoney: FORE!!!
Peter: Huh? OH, UHGG, OH GOD DAMMIT! *gurgle gurgle*
Leemoney: YES, hole in one.

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awompbamboom

after yelling wompompadoodomp and having your way with the lifeless body, you follow up with "AWOMPBAMBOOM!" and soccer kick the victim in the face

Leemoney's Lifeless mom: ...
Peter: AWOMPBAMBOOM! *kick*
Leemoney: Mom???
Peter: ... wompompadoodomp!

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yuh

every known greeting combined into a single syllable grunt

leemoney; HEY MOTHERFUKA
pete: YUH!

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LSHMHE

laugh so hard my head exploded

DUH!

Leemoney: Hey Pete, i got something to say...i, ive got aids..
Peter: LSHMHE!!!

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milimeter peter

a man whos penis is 3 milimeters...FROM THE GROUND! YUH!

Dad: Hey, careful not to trip on that milimeter peter.
Son: You got it dad!

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