Dick farts.
They happen sometimes.
Prostitute: Yo dude. Did you just dart on me?
Man: No slut! Dicks dont fart.
When you nut on a homie's forehead right after you tuck him in but before kissing him goodnight.
"Good night homie. I love you."
"I know you aint about to leave without giving me a Night night nut"
"my bad, homie"
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