feeeastan

Feastan is an absolute tank. That is to say he is industructible due to the inpenetrable layer of blubber. A person of extreme size, there come many dangerous attributes with being that big.

Urban legend is that once he won a race without moving by simply existing a part of his body at the finish line, as well as sending cities and nations out of history when they moved too close to his gravitational pull.

Takeaway message, do not engage.

Dude 1: Bruh did you catch the feeeastan over there?
Dude 2: Mate you know I have eyes right?
Dude 1: Oh yeah

Feastan

Feastan is a big dude. He will Feastan your Feastan and Feastan everything in sight. Stay away from him or he will eat you. There is also many stories about him.

The most interesting one is where he won a straight line 100 metre race without moving by simply already existing a piece of himself at the finish line. There is also rumors where an entire country was lost from going too close to his gravitational pull.

The main message to take, is if you see Feastan, do not try to bodyknock him. You will see space without a rocket or space helmet.

Person 1: Did you see Feastan over there?

Person 2: Of course I did Joe