Merit

What a plan usualy has before being executed. The success of the plan reveals wether or not it had merit. If the plan was succesful, the person who concieved the plan is to thank, if un-successful, the plan had merit.

Joe: That's the last time we follow your plan durring a paintball match.
Jake: Hey, the plan had merit, it just wasn't executed corectly.

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Paintball

A sport that mixes hide and seek with capture the flag, except you "seek" with a paintball marker. Un-known to some people, paintball is not just a sport for spoiled rich adolecents. Anybody can play, regardless of skill, gender, and race. Although it does not come close to real warfare, it is a fun sport in which everybody has fun.

Anybody who compares paintball to the armed forces is a retard and have probably not played paintball.

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let there be

Short for "And on the eighth day, God said let there be (insert object here)"

Implies that something is so pure and awesome, only God could have created it.

"God said 'Let there be paintball'. God saw how good paintball was and was pleased."

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