( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The act of sliding into your bae's dm's and asking for bob and vegene, then simultaneously copying and pasting the

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) face from google because you don't know how to f***ing type it out, Implying that what you said was smexy.

You:Hey ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bae:Heyyyy :)
You: Send smexy bob and vegene pics
Also you: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bae: kkk!
You: (Deletes bae from contacts because they support racist propaganda)

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No Homo

The legendary phrase that clarifies your sexuality, and that you are not of the homosexual gender. Even after saying something very homosexual, a simple "no homo" is all that it takes to make everyone believe that you are not in fact a homosexual.

Person 1: Bro you lookin so fine, I could kiss you right now
Person 2: Then let us proceed in the "sexual interaction"
Person 1: Yes

*After the Sexual interaction*

Person 1: That felt great, I would do that again
Person 2: Same
Person 1: No homo btw
Person 2: Yeah, no homo

*and just like that, their sexuality was restored*

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