Garrison

A usually fat and lightskin version of Shrek who has trouble with women because of his appearance. Is known to be a dick to children. Very fond of name calling and pranks on friends who are easy targets.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen garrison around?
Person 2: Ya here he comes right now.
Garrison: Hey fags where's your mommy's

Person 1: shut up shrek.

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