Cami

Secretly a man

"Who's Cami?"
"The toughest man alive."

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Folding Onion

When a guy puts his dick in an onion while it is flaccid and slowly gets hard, breaking the onion in preparation for sex. This leaves the woman's cooch smelling like an onion. If you would like, you may grill the broken onion and force her to eat it.

"How was sex last night?"
"Good. I spiced it up."
"How?"
"I did the folding onion."

Monkey Clit

When her clit is so loose and flappy that it kinda just hangs there and looks like a monkey swinging through the jungle.

Darius: Did you fuck Jolene?
Chase: No she got that monkey clit

Autismo

When your friend is acting like a fucking idiot and can be used in a variety of situations of retardedness

Jaxon: I love the Star Wars prequels
Me: You fucking Autismo
Jaxon: *Dies*

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Natalie

A hoe that kinda looks like a sheep

"Natalie, what are you doing?"
"Baaaahhhhh!"

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