streep

light yellowish brown rectal mucus/ mucus in the stools.

"I tried to fart but instead I ended up streeping my pants."

"When I went to go take a shit, all that came out was a bunch of streep."

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Broccoli

Old people, especially old women.

Let's see if we can find a table for lunch before all the broccoli start getting there for early bird special.

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