lounger

one who lounges

a lounger just sat on my couch

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fleisher

one of those mini-bananas

i slipped on a fleisher

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fartcicle

1-a frozen fart (a la Ren and Stimpy)

i saw a fartcicle at the zoo today

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jash-whole

fart smelling weiner monkey

why is jash such a jash-whole?

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Dog Toffee

Dog crap. Usually left in the middle of a woodland path. This flavour can only be achieved by feeding the canine epoxy putty for 3 weeks prior to bowel evacuation. Usually impossible to remove from a tyre.

Crap! Which bastard left that dog toffee there?

18👍 5👎

misery tits

Description of a woman whose breasts, as opposed to bringing joy to men, bring sheer misery, distress and suicidal tendencies

Alison, you swamp donkey, you have some fucking bad misery tits

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Gitanjali

From ethnic Coke addicted minority. Used to describe a person who enjoys clapping,lesbianism and Paris Hilton.

1)Don't be such a Gitanjali you good for nothing boffin

2)Shut yo mouth you Gitanjali ho!

3)I love Gitanjali, mwah (clap!)

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