Scotch Egg

The act of wrapping the scrotum (requires impossibly large scrotum), around the head of a sexual partner.

"I scotch egged her"

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Muggis

The act of smothering the face of a sexual partner with the scrotum.

"I did an Arabian Blindfold on her, actually, it was a Muggis, it was too clumsy to be an Arabian Blindfold."

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Chicken Burger

To smear the bum - cheeks and anus on to the face of another person.

"She wanted full custody of the children, so I did a chicken burger to her."

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