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Glazed chocolate bar

When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut

I gave her a glazed chocolate bar last night and her turd hit the bed

by Yanmar1994 October 2, 2020


Glazed chocolate bar

When you fuck a girl in the ass and cum then she takes a shit and it comes out covered in cum

I was constipated but Charlie gave me a glazed chocolate bar

by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020


Glazed chocolate bar

When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut

I gave her a glazed chocolate bar last night and her turd hit the bed

by Yanmar1994 October 2, 2020


Irony

What happens when oprah Winfrey talks about racism in America while also having billions of dollars , the sheep will be sheep

Lil Wayne plus all the other super rich rappers etc irony

by Yanmar1994 October 2, 2020


Mocha Frapp

When you pack her poop chute and get her chocolate syrup on you forbidden tip as your dick lips kiss the head of a good baby

I gave her the mocha frapp last night and it was a duel of cylindrical forces

by Yanmar1994 October 2, 2020