woman

1. A female of the human species who has obtained seniority over girls.
2. A creature God created to torment man, as is evident in the biblical story of Adam and Eve. Eve chose to feast upon the forbidden fruit, and afterwards convinced Adam to do the same, casting them both out of paradise.
3. The ultimate manipulator, with an immense emotional arsenal.
4. By default, always the victim, regardless of circumstance.

Yes, that woman stabbed me in the kidney with a rusty ice pick for no reason, but she was suffering from PMS, so I was put in prison instead, and she was awarded several large trophies. I now am where I deserve to be.

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