Trolliage

(From "foliage" meaning collection of plants or leaves)

Any form of content (an image, video, text, etc.) used by Trolls, intended to mislead and/or aggravate the receiving audience.

That URL is total trolliage. It sent me to a RickRoll.

double-budded

(Adj.) To have earbuds placed in both ears at moderate to high volume in a workplace or social setting, in a bid to deliberately tune out others around you.

Earbuds may also be worn but not actually turned on, as a visual repellent to any social interaction.

(Coined by Heather C******** at ***** Labs)

"Stacy was double-budded while the new protocol was announced."

"Hey Chase..."
Chase, out of sight on far side of the room: "..."
"CHASE."
Chase: "..."
"...He must be double-budded."

Vaginol

Def. 1: The best drug on the market/streets today. A mix of special ingredients guaranteed to make you feel good.
Def. 2: May be slang for pussy

Dude 1: Dude your girlfriend gave me some vaginol last night.
Dude 2: What!?!?! Ima kill dat bitch!

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Anti-2nd

1. (adj) Describes anything or anyone that challenges/detests the 2nd Amendment of the US.

2. (n)(capitalized) A person fitting the above description.

1. The Brady Bill is very anti-2nd.
1. President Obama signed a few executive actions that have anti-2nd undertones.

2. Mass shootings seems to make all the Anti-2nds come out of the woodwork.
2. "I don't like all the Anti-2nds in Washington."

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YEET of little faith

To "jump in with both feet" whilst full of doubt. Derived from the biblical phrase, "O, ye of little faith."

Starting this gig took a YEET of little faith, but I'm glad it's all gucci now.

flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff

One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.

Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!

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whoreknob

whoreknob, (HAWR-nob, HOHR-), derived from doorknob, (n.):

1. A slang term for a bun and any other updo that creates a roughly spherical knob-like shape. Used pejoratively; generally by those who disapprove of updos.

2. A given nickname for anyone sporting such a hairstyle. Also used pejoratively.

1. "Get rid of that whoreknob and leave your hair down!"

Guy: "See that chick over there?"
Other Guy: "Who, the blonde?"
Guy: "No no no, the one with that giant whoreknob."

2. Guy: "Hey, whoreknob!"
Girl: "Stop it!"
Guy: "No."

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