Elowenn

Elowenn’s are goofy, fun loving girls who love the Norris nuts and problematic bands such as the 1975. These people usually have unhealthy roblox obsessions (Bloxy bingo and cart ride into Taylor swifts mouth especially) as well has a vast music taste expanding from Taylor swift and Harry styles, all the way to the likes of George Ezra and the Victorious cast. Elowenn’s often get triggered by becky hill although always love a good concert (festivals not included). These silly gyals often go through food obsessions such as cold sausage rolls (sometimes up to 40 in one week) and large packets of raisins and chocolate (to be eaten separate or apart) although these food habits do die hard as once this obsession ends, she will no longer desire to eat it again. Elowenns, often go by the name Ellie, or even sometimes ‘Snuggle Buddy’ depending on the mood. Ellie’s also like depressing themselves by stanning the likes of Phoebe Bridgers and Boygenius (especially Julien baker). Elowenns never leave their houses without their green Uniqlo bag and EpiPen. They often sleep with a range of stuffed toys including two dinosaurs called bongo and bingu, two bears named beary and greg and a highland cow in a sweater called Stefano. Elowenns are specially gifted with words and can create marvellous poems however despite the fact they do wordle every night, they are god awful at it and will give you a sideye if you dare comment.

Jenna: what song should we listen to?
Elowenn: green green grass by George Ezra?
Jelly: *singing* green- 👂☝️

Ross MacDonald

Ross macdonald, often referred to as the Jesus of 1975 is part of a small, underground scremo band featuring other members such as the wildly hated Matty Healy, practically bald George Daniel and the often forgotten about Adam Hann. They have been together way too long but on the bright side they are only one more podcast away from being permanently cancelled. Ross and the slim chance that his man bun will be down is the only reason to buy the 1975 concert tickets.

Dominic: Is that Adam Hann?

You: who’s- ? Oh. No. That one’s ross macdonald

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