Poop

Surprise Poo

When you're sitting around doing nothing and you have the loudest largest stinkiest fart. Just when you think it's over you feel fiery pain in your bum and it starts burning you think nothing of it and sit back down and that's when you feel squishy wetness in your underwear. You run to the bathroom with poop trailing behind you and pull down your pants to check it out poop starts flowing out of your pants and flooding your bath room floor. While leaning above the toilet from the force you can feel the poo between your toes. Then your neighbor come knocking on your door because it sounds like you are being murdered so you have to yell that your ok. When the poop is finally over you feel like you just shat out a volcano.