oh dears

Similar to oh noes but is better in some situations, good to be used in reply to oh noes.

"Oh noes, my pubes got stuck to my girlfriends tongue-ring"
"Oh dears"

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client

An indirect way of saying penis.

"Ima go make my client happy" A
"More porn?" B
"Fuck yeah" A

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Pinkneck

A rednecked child. Or a baby redneck.

Picture a small boy with a southern USA accent...

"I don' like no brown trash toast. Mama told me to only eat white bread because white is right." Said the pinkneck.

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38DD

JonPap - a 'comically weighted' guy's man-boob-bra-size. Also used by women made of silicone.

Look at jonpap's 38DD man boobs jiggle as he runs!

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Midnight Maccas Run

n. To round up all your friends some time after midnight and drive down to the nearest 24 hour McDonalds for burgers, cones, apple pies or whatever else the night's cravings bring.

SMS at 1:30am. Must be a Midnight Maccas Run!

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Wiki Vandalism

What high school students have had to resort to in computer lessons when the school filter blocks all the game sites.

Bob: Hey I found a games site that isn't blocked!

Fred: Fuck that, I'm changing the Wikipedia article on some guy called John Brooke-Little. He's now the Soggy Sayo champion of the world.

John: Yeah, no-one playes games nemore, it's all about Wiki Vandalism now.

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Pride and Prejudice

"Pride and Prejudice" is a novel by Jane Austen, published in 1813.

It is:
1. The number one cause of teen-suicides in the English-speaking world today.

2. Full of unintended sexual innuendos.

Pride and Prejudice Quotes:
1. "That is capital," added her sister, and they both laughed heartily.

2. "No officer is ever to enter my house again... Balls will be absolutely prohibited, unless you stand up with one of your sisters."

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