Cascader

A cascader is a male who is not hygiene literate in that he does not know that he needs to clean in between his butt crack. Instead, assuming that soapy water cascading over his ass is enough to do the job. A worse variant of cascader will also neglect to pull back his foreskin to give the knob a clean. Males like this are the most likely reason that women hate giving head or rimjobs (because they can smell old poo poos wofting up from the booty hole and/or smegs). Neither parties of a straight couple has the awareness that men aren't supposed to smell that bad - unlike gay guys who usually learn early in life to clean that shit up. Although much rarer, females can also be cascader.

1:

Girl: Hey mum, does dad ever ask you for a BJ? Darren always asks me but it's so gross because his junk smells like shit.

Mum: Oh honey that's because Darren's a cascader. I told you not to marry him. He wasn't raised right.

2:

Bro 1: Hey bro, you got any tips on getting shit stains out of my underwear and towels? I always get them even right after I shower!

Bro 2: Bro, you know that's not normal right? Do you clean in between your ass cheeks when you shower?

Bro 1: Lol no way bro that's gay!

Bro 2: Lol no it's not bro. You're just a nasty cascader. It's no wonder Sara broke up with you.

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Cascader

A cascader is someone with a very particular type of poor personal hygiene. There is a population of (mostly) men who aren't aware that they need to actually clean in between their ass cheeks in the shower, thinking that soapy water simply "cascading" over their ass crack is enough to clean the area. Combine this with poor wiping, and you get swamp ass. An even worse breed of cascader exists that neglects to clean their front side as well.

It is believed that they are mostly heterosexual men and also the reason why some women hate giving head so much. Because it stank (sic).

Women can also be cascaders but it's rare. Clean yo asses people!

1.

James: Omg Tony is so hot!
Karl: Yeah but be careful, he's a cascader.
James: How do you know that?

Karl: I tried blowin' him the other day and all I could smell was stale ass wofting around to the front, and he'd JUST showered.

2.

Carla: Hey mum, does dad shart a lot? Literally every pair of Adrian's underpants has shit stains in them and it's a real hassle to wash.
Susie: No sweety. Adrian's just a cascader. I told you not to marry him, he wasn't raised right.