WEED

When a snipe dog-go wants to smoke something and smokes a thrifty item called WEED

Me: hey, snipe dog-go?
snipe dog-go: sup.
Me: can you stop smoking weed? It can kill u
snipe dog-go: Nah it’s perfect for me
Me: *dies of inhaling to much of the smoke*

Cocaine

A really thrifty item that people always drink. They are owned by the company of Pepsi-cola and are very icky.

Oh hell yeah! My dad bought cocaine for this week

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You’re adopted

When a whore doesn’t want to fuck so she adopts instead of FUCKING.

Dad: Son
Son: yes, dad?
Dad: You’re adopted
Son: WAHHHHHHHHHHH

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