Mutant Hair

A phenomenon where one isolated bodily hair grows at a ridiculous rate, ending up sometimes inches longer than the others, usually in a random place like chest, shoulder or back. Common among males, they can be an irresistible magnet for unwanted female attention.

Girlfriend : "Oh my god, what is that?"
Guy : "It's my mutant hair. Don't touch it, it gives me superpowers."
Girlfriend : "I just want to pull it out, pleeeease"
Guy : "No! You will lose all future orgasms in bed, don't do it!"

*a few minutes later*

Girlfriend : *pluck*
Guy : "GAAAAAH!"

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