Rusty Cunt

An asshole when used as a sex orifice, due to it's brown colour and ability to be used as an alternative to the vagina.

She was being a cunt, so naturally I put it in her rusty cunt. Seemed like her kind of thing.

8👍 10👎

Bluejob

When a blowjob is cut short, and ends in the unfortunate situation of blueballs.

She was blowing me pretty good, but got lockjaw when I was about to cum. Turned a great blowjob into a lousy bluejob.

42👍 8👎