79 Series

Much better than a Patrol. Is usually always working and fixing the ute. Nothing is ever in place or sounding mechanically okay.

Never wins the drag races at the traffic lights.

But still will always be better than a Patrol.

“why are you late”
“I drive a 79 series”

Nissan Navara

A competent 4x4 designed mainly to pull Landcruisers out of the bog- so they think.

The most underperforming and incapable 4wd on the Australian market. These pieces of ass rubbish are usually reserved for those with no insight and extremely small penises.

My brother in law has a Nissan Navara but wishes he had something else

5👍 5👎

Toyota Hilux

An overrated shit box all the tradies have to pick up their girlfriend from high school.
For some reason aussies drool over this ute. It’s slow and shit and made in Thailand.

Just another average very large vehicle to compensate for small penis.

Hi my name is Jake and I drive a Toyota Hilux and am also a fucking sped with a tiny penis.

5👍 35👎