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When one eats the garter off the bride then shoots it out during the night then slides it back on the wife to finish the last nights dance
I pulled the Colorado o-ring off then took a dump after a snack then slid it back on for our final dance
When you and your significant other live in a camper and canât afford dinner you reach in the litter box grab a couple turds and fry them for dinner.
Babe we are broke letâs get some California kitty box.