Rope store

Where you go when you realize that everything you believed in was wrong. Always located next to a rickety stool store.

Person A: "So after talking with my vegan friend, I realized everything I EVER believed in was wrong."

Person B: "Wow. Best think it's time to head on down to the ol' rope store."

Orwelliosexual

Being sexually attracted to stories written by George Orwell, most notably 1984.

Person A: "Big Brother Is Watching"
Person B: "Oh man that's hot
Person A: "What"
Person B: "Sorry I'm orwelliosexual"