Wage Mom

Wage Mom is used to describe your female boss who cares about you like a mom, but still pays you at the end of the month. It could also be used to ironically make fun of your male boss.

Andrew: "Hey man, wanna meet after work today?"
Bruce: "Sorry man, my wage mom asked me to do overtime."

PBJ-ing

It’s the act of giving a blowjob with his penis covered with peanut butter.

Trevor: Damn man! My tinder date last night was PBJ-ing me the whole night. Bro I’m telling you she’s a monster in bed!

Kevin: Damn bro! I bet that was good.