no u

no u, a definition for all love story’s especially when ur lover calls u cute, just send a quick “no u” back then u should win :)

lover: ur sooo cute

you: no u :)

SCHOOLiosis

SCHOOLiosis means you haven't even started your 1000 word essay that's due at 12 pm and instead your making words for urban dictionary

person 1: "have you started your essay yet"

person 2: "no i'm too lazy"
random person: "oh shit you got schooliosis"

Penis game

The penis game is a game you can play in class or public. The objective of the game is to see who can say penis the loudest. The loser has to masturbate

Ayo John lets play the penis game

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