Noodleboi

A noodleboi is a chill ass purely Asian man who finds that the best motto is good vibes and being chill, unlike his counterpart the dumbass noodle

Guy 1: hey you know that asian dude?
Guy 2: oh you mean the dumbass noodle?
Guy 1: You mean the noodleboi? Dude he's fully asian, and he was prolly bein a dick cuz you got on his bad side...
Guy 2: so he's usually not like that?!

Krispy Kreme Kock

Noun, when one's penis is so dry and brittle but the ejaculation is surprisingly so fluid and fresh that its described like tasting or taking a krispy kreme donut

"Yo I saw this dope ass hentai, ugly bastard oc, and he had that magnum dong I swear"
"Sounds like he had a krispy kreme kock"

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