Hat Flick

A more polite gesture, the flipping somone off and saying fuck you bud

You simply place you index finger on top of the brim of your hat and thumb underneath the brim of your hat with a gentle pinch

Then gently very gently but with some speed slid your finger and thumb across the brim like a fucking hick, then after the slide immediately proceed to flick the middle bottom part of the brim then turn around let the mullet fly in the wind and be the badass hillbilly you are.

Snowflake 1: James sweetie what happend
Snowflake 2: "Crying" That man offended me and then did a Hat Flick on the way out
Snowflake 1: "Offended by literally nothing" " Crying"

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Tomatoing

It is the act of stealing tomatoes from other people's gardens, and not getting caught

Hey Mario I heard Giuseppe's got some good tomatoes, wanna go "tomatoing" in his garden tonight so we can make some spaghetti sauce later!