shistory

A fabricated type of pseudohistory that is typically created and shared with others in some kind of public forum—often seen as a form of shit posting somewhere on the internet. The creation of the pseudo history shitpost—or shistory—is typically intended for humor, internet trolling, misleading a group of people, or to shed light on a particular subject (or a combination of these intents).

Mark: "Hey Ashley! How great was that shistory lesson Ms. Howard gave us about the battalion in the Civil War that rode grizzly bears instead of horses?!?"
Ashley: "It was hilarious! I had no idea where she was going with it either, but boy did she fool us!"

Boomer

A person born of the Baby Boomer generation, or really anyone significantly older than millennials who is entitled and refuses to acknowledge that their way of life and opinions are outdated and selfish. A boomer refuses to adapt to the changing world around them, and believes that the world must cater to their own needs. It’s partially understandable—they planned their lives according to certain entitlements that were promised, such as social security, but they cannot accept that some sacrifices must be made for the sake of the future of society.

Boomer: I don’t care if you’ll never be able to buy a house or won’t see a dime of social security when you’re older...I was promised my social security and I intend to get every cent of it, even at your expense.

Millennial: OK Boomer.