Danish Oven

When your dog farts in the bed, then gets under the covers to get away from his own smell, leaving you to deal with it. The inverse of the Dutch oven.

Christ, Homer just gave us the Danish Oven

Mockhome Syndrome

A variation on Stockholm Syndrome that specifically occurs within the population of reality show contestants forced to live in a fake mansion without contact with the outside world.

Symptoms include referring to competitors as "family," and completely forgetting you're never going to see them again, and thinking romances will last forever.

Man, I can't believe Julie thinks Jake actually likes her. She's got Mockhome Syndrome.