Woman

You know, I’ll never understand the other half.

Person 1: “Hey, who’s that woman over there?”
Person 2: “Yeah, that’s Katie. I don’t understand her, she is so cryptic.”
Person 1: “I guess we’ll never understand women.”

Naff

The British slang version of the world ‘awful’.

Person 1: “Hey, let me take a swig of that drink, familam.”
Person 2: “Yeah, here, tell me what you think.”
(Person 1 sips the drink)
Person 1: “Oh, that shit’s naff!”

The Grandfather Paradox

The best Catch-22 of them all: What if your grandfather was a truly horrific person and you were forced to go back in time and kill him before he could do those bad things. But, if you succeed and your grandmother hasn’t been impregnated with your dad or mum yet, you would not be born, and if you weren’t born, nobody killed your grandfather and well… you know where this is going.

Person 1: “Yo, what’s your favourite paradox?”
Person 2: “It’s The Grandfather Paradox. Such a fascin-.”
Person 1: “Fuck off, it’s so overrated.”

Shawshank

Escaping from a school lesson with a brilliant plan and excuse.

Person 1: “Hey, I heard Jimmy pulled a Shawshank in English yesterday.”
Person 2: “Sick! One day I’d love to skip a class like that.”