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A pun of parallelism, a backallelism is a witty response or retort, often sexual, that contains parallel structure but a dramatic shift in idea or topic.
Mya: I'm gonna eat dinner, cuz I'm hungry.
JZ: I'm gonna eat you, cuz I'm horny.
Mya: wow.. backallelism
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To search for a term on The Pirate Bay or any other torrent tracker with an intent to download it or related content.
Alex: Holy shit! google RapeLay video game! It's exactly what it sounds like.
Jay: FUCK THAT, I'm already piratebaying it!
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To be screwed (or fucked) out of something one rightfully owns or deserves by being subjected to unfair or undeserved authority. Often by administration or law.
Originated as a reference to the Cochran law firm as referenced by Good Charlotte in "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous". See cochran.
Man, my employee just coched me out of $20,000; apparently, he shot himself in the eye with a defective nail gun.
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A transliteration of the acronym FML meaning "Fuck my life". It is used in legitimate situations where ones life is truly fucked but has found its way into the everyday vocabularies of typical bros and hoes in imitation of fmylife.com (the bash.org of retards).
Pooja: DUDE my cell is soo old I cant even see the time and text at the same time! i thought it was 11:30.. EFEMEL LOLZZ!
Jay-Z: OH FUCK ME
Jay-Z: I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE
Jay-Z: 7 HOURS AGO
Jay-Z: HOLY SHIT
Jay-Z: BYE
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