Wanker

The type of person to make plans with you and your friends but instead of meeting up at the arranged time they will happen to chance open someone in a different fucking then you and proceed to spend around an hour with them making you wait for two hours due to their incompetence and faggotry. They will then make you late to see another friend in a sports match and you only watch them lose.

"Did you hear about what Stephen did the other day"
"Yeah he left his friends for some others people"
"What a fucking wanker with a squarehead"

Squarehead

A person with a head so square it was managed to have not two nor three but four right angles on their face. Examples of these people are WillNE and Stephen Lam

"Did you see Stephen and his squarehead today?"
"Yes, he was at my house because my younger brother was using Stephen's squarehead to learn about quadrilaterals"