Runaway Bride

The pinnacle example of the permanent female condition of confusion.

A woman who ends up getting EXACTLY what she wants and it scares her to the core as she has always had the loser mentality. Therefore, she runs from the endgame finality of a success. See also: cold feet

Runaway Bride Jennifer Wilbanks is to women what foul ball cathing Cub fan Steve Bartman is to men: a monumental comedic screwup.

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Deathbed Lover

A woman who loves a man secretly for years and only admits it when one of them is facing a life or death situation.

(Han Solo to carbon freeze)
Leia: I love you, Han.

(Anakin and Padme to death arena)
Padme: I love you, Anakin.

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Shumaisa

oh nooo well ahem

Shumaisa is a really kind hearted person. She’s super caring and perceptive. Shumaisa is down to earth too. When there is a really subject, she really thinks about it carefully and gives out really interesting thoughts. Also, I think if there ever come a day when she has a strong opinion, she will stand by it and defend it especially if it comes close to her (ex: family, friends... people talking 💩 abt her friends ykyk). She’s sometimes lazy but isnt also everyone? (Yes i am too dw). I feel like she has a lot of confidence and self-pride. She understands life better and so she grows with it. She also DEFINITELY THE FUNNIEST PERSON ON EARTH, there should be an award! Overall, she is a really nice person and a really good friend!

Quotes or however u call:

Person 1: ayooo, who is sheeeee??? She’s so funny! Legit, she made me laugh for an hour straight

Person 2: Oh that’s definitely Shumaisa

Person 1: ayooo, who is sheeeee??? She’s so funny! Legit, she made me laugh for an hour straight

Person 2: Oh that’s definitely Shumaisa