Bany Story

When someone tells a never-ending story that doesn't have a point. They usually think it is particularly interesting but in reality it is far from it. It's usually quite annoying.

How annoying, Johana just told me a bany story, it was so effing long I wanted to commit suicide.

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Undercover Swedish Brother

When one takes a dump onto a bed prior to engaging in sexual intercourse with one's partner on top of the soil without the partner knowing.

Henry: Dude, I'm about to get laid but I really need a shit. What shall I do?
Harry: Just be her Undercover Swedish Brother!