frenemy

Someone who you hate and they hate you, but still act friendly.

Hey Frenemy! I love those F**King retarded shoes!

Bleach

A tasty drink

I love bleach. It’s delicious.

Hulu

A better version of Netflix. Having the best shows and movies. (this is not a sponsor). Hulu has green to blue color scheme and is very advanced. If you use Amazon Prime get a life.

"Hey dude lets watch some Hulu"
"I'm actually going to watch Youtube Red"
"Retard"

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Haiku

A retarded way to express your feelings. By using syllables. A common format is 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.

I don't like haikus.
Sometimes they don't make much sense
Refrigerator

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