Nightmare before Christmas

A film that has been marketed to death at commercial alternative clothing stores such as Hottopic, The Alley, Spencer's, etc.

Clearly ruined by mallgawths.

Are Sally Lipgloss Mirrors for $10 necessary?

Do you really think that hoodie makes you cool? What about the rest of 98% of the other kids who shop at hottopic and are seen running around malls in them?! Are they cool too?

Films are meant to inspire not to be marketed to idiotic masses.

The Corpse Bride is another prime example.

Mallgawthposer1: I g0t this new Nightmare Before Christmas hoodie for $60.

Mallgawthposer2: o rly?! SO COOL! THAT film was aAMZING! LAWLS.

Unfortunate bystander: Watch it be in clearance in about a week with the rest of the tim burton crap, idiots.

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