Sell out

Mario (smosh, January 16, 2015)

Look up "sell out" in the dictionary, and see Mario
Got your face on everything just like a Nintend-ho
Keep copies of your game in the bathroom for when I need to wipe
Peach always gets kidnapped because your too busy plumbing Luigi's pipe
You try to roll hard like your name is Donkey Kong
But through your girly-ass tights, we can see your tiny dong
We've been fighting for years, don't need another player
Go run along with Sega and be another failure
You're a pedo-stached, preening pussy plumbing fucking prick
On the roster, you're the reject that no one ever picks
It ain't my fault you're always losing your chick, sorry
Your princess is in another castle, suckin' my dick!