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Little head job and lube on a transexual penis
Mate she did the ole slicky Ricky on the chicky dicky
How it sounds when Spanish people talk
Siii bleta megata Gata gata sheeeeet
When you have hemorrhoids and you ate a shit ton of greens then the next morning when you go to let one loose it comes out green and red this giving you a holiday topher
Hey mark I was shitting and guess what happened , I bled out of my ass when I shat and my shit was green it felt like a Holiday topher
When a Mexican walks into a tackle shop to exchange items for some blood worms
Clerk : hey how can I help you today
Mexican : hey meeeeester if you give my some blood worms Iâll let you fuck my seeeeester
Clerk: I like me some Mexican tackle tophers
When a Spanish person takes a bean shit and they yâall out bletameh gatta
Hey meeester I was taking a mean bletameh topher and my asshole squirted re fried beans all over the gringo bowl
A good way of saying you worked one out with out sounding rude
Ashlyn :Hey Becky how was your lunch break
Becky : good I got some burritos and crated the day to let off some steam
When you masterbait or are getting head
She gave me the ole crate daydo modie