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to shave off a beard that one has had for a very long time, surprising family, friends, and co-workers
Vicki: "Did you reboot your face or something?"
You: "I shaved off the beard two days ago. You just noticed?"
the act of purchasing a trial membership to a pornographic website, then downloading as much content as possible in that period of time before declining to renew your subscription
Dude, that site has some awesome sex videos on it. Let's go halfsies on a membership and do some stripmining!
The graphable curve by which men can measure the frequency with which they receive blowjobs over the lifetime of a relationship.
If x=days spent in relationship and y=number of blowjobs-per-month, then as x increases, y decreases. The curve usually looks like the positive side of a hyperbolic graph, starting with y being very high and eventually reaching somewhere between 0 and 1, actually hitting zero if the relationship is in the marriage phase.
Dude 1: I used to get a lot of blowjobs, but they tapered off and eventually stopped happening. The standard cycle.
Dude 2: My standard cycle is a straight line that never goes above one.
Dude 1: Your wife sucks.
Dude 2: No, she doesn't, and that's the problem.
A measure of the stinkiness of a fart, it refers to how much of the "million" parts of air are replaced by farticles.
A fart with higher fpm is stinkier.
"Aww, dude, did you just break wind?"
"It's okay, it was only a few farts per million. You won't even notice."
Bunch Of People Standing Around -- usually a good descriptor for still shots of political rallies, protest marches, and concert audiences.
Someone sent me a bunch of pics for the website, but most were BOPSA and I couldn't use them.
An overblown, overpriced funeral for a public figure -- such as a musician, politician, actor, or athlete -- that is vastly disproportionate to how much attention s/he needed to receive.
Peter: "Hey, did you see Paris speaking at the Michael Jackson funeral?"
Stewart: "How could I not? That viking funeral was on every blasted channel!"
(Also lolcat.) A picture of a cat doing something seemingly-innocuous, with words photoshopped over the picture. Probably an offshoot of the orly owl.
"I see what you did there", "oh, hi, I upgraded your ram", and "aggressive cat is aggressive/defensive cat is defensive" are three popular cat macros.