Shitledge

A ledge from which one may shit off of, or upon, depending on preference.

Dude, if you need to go to the bathroom, just use my shitledge; it's right over there.

Fuck Lumps

Otherwise known as Genital Herpes. Both men and women may experience "Fuck Lumps."

Dude. What's that on your lip?
"Oh shit. Looks like I have Fuck Lumps."

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